Static Trapeze | We Don't Fly, We Just Hang Out T-Shirt

Who needs to fly when hanging upside down is already this much fun?

This Static Trapeze tee features the saying "We Don't Fly, We Just Hang Out," a little circus humor for aerialists who know that staying in one place doesn't make trapeze any easier.

Perfect for static trapeze performers, aerial students, instructors, and anyone who appreciates a good aerial inside joke.

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Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, it has a smooth feel and classic crew-neck fit that works comfortably on its own or layered under a jacket. The seamless tubular construction creates a clean silhouette, while the ribbed collar and shoulder tape help the shirt hold its shape. Printed artwork brings the design to life with a soft, modern finish.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun cotton with a lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) fabric

- Classic fit with a versatile crew neckline

- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a clean silhouette

- Ribbed, shape-retaining collar with stabilizing shoulder tape

- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and made with ethically grown US cotton

Care instructions

- Do not dryclean

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors