It's Not a Drop. It's an Unscheduled Landing Juggling Shirt

There are no mistakes in juggling. Just objects making independent decisions about where they'd like to be.

Featuring the phrase “It's Not a Drop. It's an Unscheduled Landing,” this graphic is for jugglers who have perfected the art of pretending that was supposed to happen.

Because when a club goes flying across the room or a ball makes an unexpected escape, it's not a failure. It's simply an unplanned change in the flight itinerary.

Perfect for juggling practice, circus rehearsals, and anyone who's ever had to chase their equipment across the floor while maintaining what little dignity they had left.

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Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, it has a smooth feel and classic crew-neck fit that works comfortably on its own or layered under a jacket. The seamless tubular construction creates a clean silhouette, while the ribbed collar and shoulder tape help the shirt hold its shape. Printed artwork brings the design to life with a soft, modern finish.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun cotton with a lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) fabric

- Classic fit with a versatile crew neckline

- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a clean silhouette

- Ribbed, shape-retaining collar with stabilizing shoulder tape

- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and made with ethically grown US cotton

Care instructions

- Do not dryclean

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors